I had the funniest thing happen to me at the gym last night.
I had just hopped off the eliptical machine as it was making me mad.
It was like one of the those tables that has one leg longer than the other, and you have to hunt for a coaster or a pile of napkins that you can put under the stubby leg to balance it out. There are no coasters at my gym!!!

So I was standing waiting for the step class to finish, and the body pump to start. Standing in plain view of the entire gym. I took a swig from my water bottle, and had this crazy reflex, and let the water dribble down my chin onto my shirt. Why you ask? I do not know. I truly do not know.
And like one of those people who pretend that something is not happening, I tried to look as casual as possible.

Some crazy reflex. Which led to one of my co workers telling me that 3 years ago he found himself in the strange situation of kissing a Winnie the Pooh stuffed animal. Fur in mouth, wondering what on earth he was doing.

Did you watch the Osbornes last night?
I was laughing my ass off. The dog attacked the cat.(And not in the normal sense of dog attacking cat.) Too funny, poor kitty. That dog is a hump machine!!! That show is so funny. I find myself laughing out loud, which I rarely do for a television show.

Back to my reality.
K