I thought that I would make a list of things that my ex’s have left in my house upon their departure. (It is quite a spectacular list.)

1. A pipe
2. a funnel
3. an oil drip pan
4. a pair of pliers
5. a hammer
6. a pair of rubber boats
7. a subscription to a diving magazine
8. a mouth piece for diving
9. a pair of black dress pants
10. a dishwasher
11. an apron (my gift)
12. oven gloves
13. a cutting board
14. sweaters and t-shirts (multiple)
15. knives
16. underwear (tempted to cut holes in them)
17. an unlimited, and harassing amount of phone calls from a collection agency
18. And last but not least. A CAR!!! (What do you do with a car? He has ownership, and lives in South Africa) This is a story for another day. And soon.

K