So my neighbour, bless his heart, lost his wife to cancer almost two years ago. It was the beginig to the shock in our neighbourhod as my father died ony months later. I think everyone was worried that they might be next.

Anyway, I was over a few weeks ago and saw a man coming out of the house.
Now, I did not catch them in a compromising position at all. I repeat, not at all. The visitor however was extending a red rose to my neighbour.

I guess they way that I said good morning was suggeting that something suspicious was going on.
They fumbled around and tried to explain to me what they were doing.
Laughing I told them that I had seen nothing and would say nothing.

It was the most hillarious event, as I entered the house in tears after watching the two of them say goodbye to each other.

And I lied, I said something, but saw nothing.