Sunday, February 02, 2003

So I braved the first weekend back at the airline. And am reminded how interesting passengers can be. Inspriring me to tell you the top things that make me crige on a plane. (I also saw the LA Clippers at T3 on Toronto. Tall Guys.)

1. People who walk to the front of the plane and try to go into the cockpit, thinking that the cockpit door is the bathroom door.
2. Flight Attendant: Would you like something to drink?
Passenger: Yes I would. (Followed by a blank stare)
Flight Attendant: What would you like?
3. Flight Attendant: What is the policy on men taking off their shirts?
4. Passenger: (4:15pm) Are we leaving early?
Flight Attendant : No sir, our departure time is 5pm.
Passenger: Well why are we boarding so early?
Flight Attendant: (to self) Well sir, either you board before we depart or you can run along behind the plane and if you grab in and get a good grip you can still come home with us.
5. Do you have rootbeer? No. Cranberry Juice? No. Lemonade? No. Ice tea? No.
6. Passanger: Where exactly are we right now?
Flight Attendant (to self) In a plane, at 35 000 feet.

List to be revised and updated as I feel inspired.

Second semester starts tommorow. New Kids, and I am sure new adventures.

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